Archive for the ‘David Miscavige’ Category

From our “Hangin’ With My Gnomies” series. THE PERFECT ADDITION TO EVERY SCIENTOLOGIST’S “REFLECTION GARDEN.” • “Little Davey” dimensions: 3.5 inch wide x 5 inch deep x 12 inches tall. • Durable design: “Little Davey” is made from a sturdy polyresin material that is lightweight and easy to maneuver. • Classic statue collection: This fun figurine is from our “Hangin’ With My […]

Top Secret: US Gov’t Psychological Profile of David Miscavige. Subject “DM” is a WM 5’1′” 118 pounds. Blue eyes, brown hair. Age 63. DM is the sole authoritarian leader of a small and declining radicalized psychoterrorist organization headquartered in Clearwater, Florida. Subject responds to the names “COB” or “Sir” and our operatives must use the […]

…the bartender says, “Hey guys … nice hairpieces.” SAME ENERGY… Ernest Angley (may he rest in peace) has consistently been voted the #1 coiffed “Holy Man” at Televangelists With Toupes. He even offered locks of his dead wife’s hair (for a monthly contribution of course) in the early 80’s. If you’ve never seen Ernest, then you are […]

Totally photoshopped from the original by Herbert Rose Barraud, Oxford Street, London. Public Domain version. Grand Poobah from Wikipedia: Grand Poobah is a satirical term derived from the name of the haughty character Pooh-Bah in Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Mikado (1885).[1] In this comic opera, Pooh-Bah holds numerous exalted offices, including “First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chief […]

Stewart Lamont is a broadcaster and journalist specializing in religious affairs. He joined BBC Scotland as a radio producer in 1972 and since 1980 has worked as a freelance producer and presenter in radio and television, making programs for Channel 4, Yorkshire TV, Grampian TV, and Thames. He presents the daily morning current affairs program […]